I never thought the day would come, but sadly it has. I have lost my friend and bunkmate Matthew Connor to the social media network Twitter. Like many kids and young adults today, Matt just refuses to put his god damn phone down. He’s always giggling to himself, scrolling aimlessly through his Twitter feed, and tuning out the rest of the world, including the rest of my friends and I!! Don’t get me wrong I use Twitter too and it is one of my favorite social medias, but Matt has taken it to the next level. He’s become obsessed with how many followers he has and how many retweets or favorites he can get on something. I just want to slap him in the mouth and tell him, “Nobody cares bro!!” Since he follows all of these famous people he thinks he knows exactly what’s going on in the world. Just because Kim Kardashian says something doesn’t make it true. I’m really hoping this is just a phase because I think I might have been like that when I first started using Twitter a lot. If not, Matt will become the poster child of what’s going wrong in America. Too many kids getting their souls eaten by social media outlets like Twitter.
before Twitter took Matt
As Told By Rossi 